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"I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the
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"Not to worry," Jack said, "we'll be happy to sleep in the barn."

Nine months later, Jack got a letter from the widow's attorney.
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"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to
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"Yes, I have to admit that I did."

"Did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"

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LTG Reinwald: "I don't see how, we will be teaching them proper
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