Fun4U: The Zoo

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Kimo is a bus driver for the Honolulu Transit Company. One day Kimo is
headed to work on his bus route, when he runs across a delivery van
stranded at the side of the road. The van driver works for the Honolulu
Zoo. He pleads with Kimo to do him a favor.

He offers a $100 bill to Kimo to help him deliver a truckload of penguins
to the zoo, because they needed to be there within the hour. Agreeing,
Kimo proceeds to load two dozen penguins onto his bus. Then, off they
drive towards the zoo.

An hour later, the delivery driver gets his van fixed and heads off to
the zoo to catch up with his delivery. As he's driving down the road,
he see's Kimo and the busload of penguins heading in the opposite
direction. He turns his van around and chases in pursuit. He finally
catches up to the bus and pulls over Kimo on the side of the road. In
an irate voice he asks, "Hey, Kimo. I thought I gave you a $100 dollars
to go and take the penguins to the zoo for me?"

"Calm down," Kimo says. "I took the penguins to the zoo. We had change
left over, so now I'm taking them to the movies!"


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