Fun4U: Piccolo Player

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A man is walking around the streets of New York one day when he spies
   an old friend of his from college. "Boris!" he yells. "I haven't seen
   you in ages! How have you been?"

"Well," Boris replies. "I am the piccolo player for the International
   Orchestra."

"Spectacular!" the man replies.

"It is not what you might think, my friend. We play for the king of England,
   he loves the music. He says 'Fill the instruments with gold!' and
   they fill the tuba with gold and they fill the trombone with gold,
   and me with the damn piccolo.

"We play for the queen of France. She loves the music; she says 'Fill the
   instruments with silver!' and they fill the tuba with silver and they
   fill the trombone with silver, and me with the damn piccolo.

"Then we play for the czar of Russia. He hates the music; he say 'Shove
   the instruments up their asses!' and the tuba doesn't fit and the
   trombone doesn't fit. AND ME WITH THE DAMN PICCOLO!"


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