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Morning folks..
Busy weekend has taken its toll. I'm sat here on a Wednesday morning,
dreading another 9 hours at the office. Really, really, really just want
to dive back into my warm, cosy pit and sneak another 10 minutes. Not
going to happen of course, since I kinda need my steady career income to
prevent poverty and destitution, but you get the general idea.
Thus, there's only one thing for it.. and I'm not talking pre-scription
strength medication. No, all you need to break through the wall and touch
the other side is home-made juice, freshly churned through the juicer then
thrown down the throat. All five fruits for the day in one handy smack in
the face.
Get involved, fruit is the only way forward for the summer!
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A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good
trip.
The wife answers: Thank you honey, what would you likeme to bring for
you?
The husband laughs and says: An English girl!
The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport andasks: So, honey, how
was the trip?
Very good, thank you.
And, what happened to my present?
Which present?
What I asked for: the English girl?!
Oh, that! Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months
to see if its a girl !!!
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