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Four retired guys were walking down the street in Ft. Meyers,
Florida when they saw a sign that said, "Old Timer's Bar" "All
Drinks 10 Cents!"
They looked at each other, then went in, thinking this is too
good to be true.
The old bartender said in a voice that carried across the room,
"Come on in and let me pour one for you! What'll it be,
Gentlemen?"
All four asked for a martini. In short order, the bartender
served up four iced martinis, shaken, not stirred, and said,
"That'll be 10 cents each, please."
The four men stared at the bartender for a moment, looked at
each other....then paid the 40 cents. After the second round,
which cost them under a dollar, their curiosity got the best of
them. Finally, one of the men said, "How can you afford to
serve martinis as good as these for only a dime apiece?"
"Well, I'm a retired tailor from Boston, and I always wanted to
own a bar. Last year I hit the lottery for $50 million and
decided to open this place. Every drink costs a dime, wine,
liquor, beer, all the same."
"Wow, that's quite a story" said one of the men.
As they continued to sip their martinis, they couldn't help but
notice the other three guys at the end of the bar who didn't
have a drink in front of them....and hadn't ordered anything
all the while they were there.
One of the men gestured toward the men with no drinks and asked
the bartender, "What's with them?"
"Oh, they're from Minnesota. They're waiting for happy hour at 5
o'clock when drinks are half price.
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