Tuesday, 17 April 2007

JE - The Alternative to Work..

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+ General Jokes
Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the following
conversation took place:


First Guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every
room in the house next weekend."


Second Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will
build her a new deck for the pool."


Third Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that
I will remodel the kitchen for her."


They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy
has not said a word. So they ask him. "You haven't said anything
about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend.
What's the deal?"


Fourth Guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30am. When it goes off, I shut
off my alarm, give the wife a nudge and say, 'Golf Course or Int*rcourse?'

and she says, 'Wear your sweater.'"

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