Saturday, 14 April 2007

JE - Friday the 13th..

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Wooo... Friday the 13th!
Not sure I really go in for all that suspicious stuff simply because it's:
a) Friday
b) the 13th of a month.

However, I'm feeling a tad uncomfortable that I'm taking a plane down
south this evening.. maybe I'll just take the bus?!

Have a top weekend,

Tom Evans
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Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk
hunting. They were quite successful in their venture and bagged six
big bucks. The pilot came back, as arranged, to pick them up. They
started loading their gear into the plane, including the six elk. But
the pilot objected and he said, "The plane can only take four of your
elk; you will have to leave two behind." They argued with him; the
year before they had shot six and the pilot had allowed them to put
all aboard. The plane was the same model and capacity. Reluctantly,
the pilot finally permitted them to put all six aboard. But when the
attempted to take off and leave the valley, the little plane could not
make it and they crashed into the wilderness.

Climbing out of the wreckage, one hunter said to the other, "Do you
know where we are?"


"I think so," replied the other hunter. I think this is about the same
place where we landed last year!"

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