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THE PRINCIPLE OF MAKING OBAMA JOKES
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The Comedy Shop - The Unknown Comic
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Video Dating
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The butterflies - get them off me!
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6 Sex Myths as Explained by Science
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No Speak English
A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily
ever after in Toronto. The poor lady was not very proficient in
English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real
problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She
didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation,
clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.
Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.
Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know
how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her
blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood
again, and gave her some chicken breasts.
On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find
a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...
(Please scroll down.)
What were you thinking?
Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!
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We recently moved to a new city and went to our first football game.
We arrived early and found our seats. Not long afterwards, a
neurotic, twitchy young fellow came in and sat just in front of us.
A short time later, we heard from far behind us someone yell "Hey
Fred!"
The nervous young man jumped up and scanned the crowd. Apparently
seeing no one he knew, he sat back down.
A few moments later, we heard some behind us yell "Hey Fred!"
Again the young man jumped up and scanned the crowd. Still seeing
no one he knew, he uneasily sat back down.
After several rounds of this, the man began mumbling to himself.
After each additional time, the mumbling became more frantic.
Finally, hearing again the call of "Hey Fred!", the man leapt to his
feet and screamed to the crowd, "FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, YOU BASTARD,
MY NAME'S NOT FRED!!!"
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According to a national organization that studies obesity, nine of
the fattest states in America are in the lower third of the country.
In other words, geographically, America has a fat ass.
(Conan O'Brien)
Look out for #1. Don't step in #2 either.
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall.
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As the CFO of this business that employees 140 people, I have
resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our next President,
and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.
To compensate for these increases, I figure that the clients will
have to see an increase in our fees to them of about 8%. But since we
cannot increase our fees right now due to the dismal state of our
economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees instead. This
has really been eating at me for a while, as we believe we are
family here and I didn't Know how to choose who will have to go.
So, this is what I did. I strolled thru our parking lot and found 8
Obama bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these
folks will be the first to be laid off. I can't think of a more
fair way to approach this problem. These folks wanted change; I
gave it to them.
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A new experimental contraceptive has been developed that not only
prevents pregnancy, it prevents PMS. Doctors say this drug could end
PMS. I believe it's called "MBF," Man's Best Friend. (Jay Leno)
Don't join dangerous cults: practice safe sects.
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