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Urban Blind Jousting (Not in the X-Games Yet): A True Story
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Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw - Jimmy Buffett
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The Onion
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Cheech & Chong Live '78 - Red Neck
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxLRAxN651w
Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President
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Saudi Arabia Holds First Beauty Pageant...for Sheep!
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The door to HELL
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THIS WAS VOTED THE BEST SHORT JOKE OF 2007
For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His
father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house
is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we
can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door
with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Joseph told him; "I was walking past your room last night and
heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell
you to wait because she was coming, too. And I'll be damned if I'm
staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage and no bike!"
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[Golden Oldie]
Old Gunslinger
A Cowboy sitting in a saloon one Saturday night, recognized an
elderly man standing at the bar who, in his day, had the reputation
of being the fastest gun in the West. The young cowboy took a place
next to the old-timer, bought him a drink and told him the story of
his great ambition.
"Do you think you could give me some tips?" he asked.
The old man looked him up and down and said, "Well, for one thing,
you're wearing your gun too high. Tie the holster a little lower
down on your leg."
"Will that make me a better gunfighter?" asked the young man.
"Sure will," replied the old-timer.
The young man did as he was told, stood up, whipped out his 44 and
shot the bow tie off the piano player.
"That's terrific!" said the hot shot. "Got any more tips for me?"
"Yep," said the old man. "Cut a notch out of your holster where
the hammer hits it. That'll give you a smoother draw."
The young man took out his knife, cut the notch, stood up, drew his
gun in a blur, and then shot a cufflink off the piano player.
"Wow!" exclaimed the cowboy. "I'm learnin' somethin' here. Got any
more tips?"
The old man pointed to a large can in a corner of the saloon. "See
that axle grease over there? Coat your gun with it."
The young man went over to the can and smeared some of the grease
on the barrel of his gun.
"No," said the old-timer, "I mean smear it all over the gun, handle
and all."
"Will that make me a better gunfighter?" asked the young man.
"No," said the old-timer, "but when Wyatt Earp gets done playing the
piano, he's gonna shove that gun up your ass, and it won't hurt as
much."
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A vicar books into a hotel and says to the blonde receptionist,
"I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."
'No,' she says, "it's just regular porn .... you sick #!!*@&^%!."
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A MATTER OF ETHICS
Doctor John had sex with one of his patients but felt very guilty.
No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't.
The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.
But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in
his head that said: John, don't worry about it. You aren't the first
medical practitioner to have sex with one of their patients, and you
won't be the last...and you're single. Just let it go, John.
But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to
reality, whispering: John, you're a veterinarian, you sick bastard.
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Nun - A woman who ain't never had none, don't want none, and ain't
going to get none.
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