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Toons
Cooking tip
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=002CookingTip.gif
Cherry dessert
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=002Dessert018.jpg
Dog's day in court
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=002Dogs_day_in_court.jpg
CIA
http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=002dsign102.jpg
Candy cream snack (smut alert)
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=003Snacksx003.jpg
Stewardess
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=003Stewardess.jpg
Strippers
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=003Strippers.jpg
Tree Twat
http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=003TreeCunt06.jpg
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Toons
Cutbacks
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w028.html
A new kind of mouse
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w029.html
A lucky man
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c021.html
Our special song
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c023.html
B.S.
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/11108.htm
Great Nights
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/11107.htm
Routine Exam
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/11106.htm
Ass Kickers
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/11104.htm
Today's Gibble Guts Cartoon
http://www.gibbleguts.net/freetoons/gibtoon.gif
Random Joke & Cartoon
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Stolen Toon of the Day
http://stolen-jokes.com/JPGS/display_pic.php
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Extras...
Mankind Overboard!
http://www.maddogproductions.com/ds_overboard.htm
Obama TV: All Obama, all the time
http://www.nshima.com/2008/11/obama-tv.html
Kevin Bloody Wilson - Supa Mega Fugly
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5w5QNCv12g
X-Raye [GAME]
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?i=38830&pid=1675&u=3463
Top 10 Most Expensive Accidents in History
http://www.wreckedexotics.com/articles/011.shtml
World's smallest girl
http://tinyurl.com/5so2u4
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Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in
the family business.
When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly
father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his
fortune.
One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful
woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just
a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit $20 million."
Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days
later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at financial planning than men.
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POOR TASTE CLONING QUESTIONS
Are the pope and his clone both infallible?
What if they disagree about something?
Can you clone Alan Greenspan, or does it have to be LIVING tissue?
If Larry King clones himself and interviews himself on his show,
wouldn't that pretty much make nuclear war something we could all
look forward to?
If I have sex with my clone, will I go blind?
If the DNA from the bloody glove were cloned and produced a baby
O.J. Simpson, then could we maybe get an actual guilty verdict?
If Hare Krishnas start cloning themselves, how will the rest of us
find out?
If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V or Henry IV Jr. or
wait, Henry IV Part II?
If Michael Jackson is cloned, is it against the law for him to play
with himself as a child?
Would there be a market for genetic "factory seconds"
and "irregulars"?
Could they clone Al Gore, or would he have to be grafted?
Is it possible to make a clone of Kate Moss and then attach the two
together to make a regular-sized person? Sure, she'd have two
heads, but that would still be way more normal.
Would it work if I binged and my clone purged?
Would it be ethical to dig up the remains of our founding fathers,
create clones from the bone cells, and place them in a theme park
called Clonial Williamsburg?
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It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your
neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
Democrats' plan is to get the country out of the mess the Republicans
got it into while trying to get it out of the mess the Democrats
got it into. (Joe Hickman)
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Let the artist in you go CRAZY!
Body paint & liquid latex
http://tinyurl.com/4fblt5
Aphrodisiacs
5 pages of choices
http://tinyurl.com/4nc2wc
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I had a minor medical problem so my doctor referred me to a female
urologist.
I saw her last Friday. She is absolutely gorgeous and unbelievably
sexy.
The first thing she told me is that I have to stop masturbating.
When I asked her why, she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
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Q. What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass?
A. A Mechanic.
Assisted suicide advocate Jack Kevorkian lost his bid for Congress
and blamed it on a political system he says is "too corrupt." It
had nothing to do with the fact that all of the people who supported
him are dead. (Paul Seaburn)
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Davids Beautiful Babes
Do you wanna see some Lovely Ladies?
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You can bet one thing they will be
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Visit the group's home page at
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Davids_Beautiful_Babes-subscribe@yahoogroups.com
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Dred's Dolls
Wanna see lovely women baring it all for you?
Then this is the group you've been looking for.
Come see what we have waiting for you??
You can bet one thing...they will be delivered
free to your mailbox 3 times a week
Visit the group's home page at
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/dreds_dolls
Send a blank e-mail to:
dreds_dolls-subscribe@yahoogroups.com
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