Monday, 19 January 2009

Fun4U: Advice from the doctor

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A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When
    the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that his poor
    patient has had practically every therapy known to man for his migraines
    and STILL no improvement.
 
 "Listen," says the Doc, "I have migraines too, and the advice I'm going
    to give you isn't really anything I learned in medical school, but it's
    advice that I've gotten from my own experience. When I have a migraine,
    I go home, get in a nice hot bathtub, and soak for a while. Then I have
    my wife sponge me off with the hottest water I can stand, especially
    around the forehead. This helps a little. Then I get out of the tub, take
    her into the bedroom, and even if my head is killing me, I force myself
    to have sex with her.  Almost always, the headache is immediately gone.
    Now, give it a try, and come back and see me in six weeks."
 
 Six weeks later, the patient returns with a big grin. "Doc! I  took your
    advice and it works! It REALLY WORKS!  I've had migraines for 17 years
    and this is the FIRST time anyone has ever helped me!"
 
 "Well," says the physician, "I'm glad I could help."
 
 "By the way, Doc," the patient adds, "you have a REALLY nice house."
 
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