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So, here's the plan for my annual 'Lads Away' holiday of the year..

Rather than the rather formulaic 'go to a hot place with your mates
and drink some beer', I've decided this year we'll take a trip!

So, the plan is this.
We'll fly to a random destination, split into teams of three.
We'll then be given an envelope containing the name of our final
destination. The race is then on to get there by hook or by crook
(but not by flying).
First to the bar is the winner!

Can't wait - I'll keep you posted!

Tom Evans
Editor - Joke Email

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+ General Joke
Sven and Olaf worked together in a Minnesota factory....and both were
laid off. So...dey went to the Unemployment Office together.

Asked his occupation, Olaf said, 'Panty stitcher. I sew da elastic
onto da ladies cotton panties.'

The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it classified as unskilled
labor, she gave Olaf $300 a week in unemployment compensation.

Sven, when asked his occupation replied,'Diesel fitter.' The clerk
looked up diesel fitter...and it was classified as a skilled job. So,
the clerk gave Sven $600 a week in unemployment compensation.

When Olaf found this out, he was furious! He stormed back into the
office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double
his benefits.

The clerk explained, 'Panty stitchers are
unskilled labor and diesel fitters are skilled labor.'

'Vat skill?' yelled Olaf. 'I sew da elastic on da panties. Olaf puts
dem over his head and says, 'Yah...... DIESEL FITTER.'

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