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I tango'ed and boogied last night, and stomped all over the poor
girl's feet. I tell you what, it's harder than it looks on Strictly
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My husband and I used to have a lovely setter named Paddy who was very
well loved by our two children.

Sadly, one day, Paddy was hit and killed by a neighbor's car while
chasing a squirrel. That evening, when the children returned home from
school, I called them in to explain the tragedy. Quite surprisingly,
they accepted the grim news with little comment and returned to the
yard to play.

After fifteen minutes or so, they found me in the kitchen and asked
where Paddy was. Thinking they were in some form of denial, I gently
started to describe again what had happened to their beloved pet.

The younger boy burst into tears and sobbed, "Paddy? I thought you
said Daddy."

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