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The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a carpenter, an
electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the
couple on their wedding night.

The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a
chuckle or two.

The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating current, of
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The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised it
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"DEAR FRIENDS, WE DIDN'T MIND THE BED SLATS BEING SAWED OFF. ALSO THE
ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY A MINOR SETBACK. BUT BY GOD, I'M GOING TO KILL
THE GUY WHO PUT NOVOCAIN IN THE KY!"

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