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The 10 Stupidest Things Hillary Clinton Has Ever Said

10. "I have to confess that it's crossed my mind that you could not be a
Republican and a Christian."

9. "God bless the America we are trying to create."

8. "We have a lot of kids who don't know what works means. They think work
is a four-letter word."

7. "He ran a gas station down in St. Louis... No, Mahatma Gandhi was a
great leader of the 20th century." –introducing a quote by Mahatma Gandhi

6. "Who is going to find out? These women are trash. Nobody's going to
believe them." –on Bill Clinton's bimbo eruptions

5. "If I didn't kick his ass every day, he wouldn't be worth anything."
–on Bill Clinton

4. "I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas, but
what I decided to do was to fulfill my profession which I entered before
my husband was in public life."

3. "We are going to take things away from you on behalf of the common
good."

2. "I have said that I'm not running and I'm having a great time being
pres — being a first-term senator." —on her presidential ambitions

1. "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are
the president."

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