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Mike Huckabee Funny Quotes:
"Let's be clear: None of these guys made me. This great nation made me. So
vote for me. God bless America and forget these three idiots." --on the
dispute between Conan O'Brien, Stephen Colbert, and Jon Stewart over who
made Mike Huckabee
"When we were in college we used to take a popcorn popper -- because that
was the only thing they would let us have in the dorms -- and fry
squirrels in the popcorn popper."
"I'm from Hope, Arkansas, you may have heard of it. All I'm asking is,
give us one more chance."
"I'm pretty sure there will be duck-hunting in heaven and I can't wait!"
--speaking to an NRA group
"We've had a Congress that's spent money like John Edwards at a beauty
shop."
"Jesus was too smart to ever run for public office...that's what Jesus
would do." --after being asked if Jesus would have supported the death
penalty
"Whether we need to send somebody to Mars, I don't know. But I'll tell you
what, if we do, I've got a few suggestions, and maybe Hillary could be on
the first rocket."
"Which one?" --to Mitt Romney, after the former Massachusetts governor
told him not to try and characterize his position on Iraq
"And the ultimate thing is, I may not be the expert that some people are
on foreign policy, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night."
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