Fun4U: The Cowboy Way

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An accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using
the urinal.

The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing and literally
scrubbing his hands...clear up to his elbows .... he used about 20 paper
towels before he finished. He turned to the other two men and commented,
"I graduated from the University of Michigan and they taught us to
be clean."

The lawyer finished, zipped up and quickly wet the tips of his fingers,
grabbed one paper towel and commented, "I graduated from the University
of California and they taught us to be environmentally conscious."

The cowboy zipped up and as he was walking out the door said, "I graduated
from the University of Nebraska and they taught us not to piss on
our hands."

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