JE - Billary Destined for Pres

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Hey folks.

It's days before payday and I'm broke. This isn't a great situation to be
in, but it at least makes me appreciate the inflationary pressures we're
currently under (!). For instance, why has my shopping bill gone up about
30% from last year? How can a loaf of bread cost £1 ($2)?!

Between you, me, and the masses - I think it's time to emigrate..

Tom Evans
Editor - Joke Email

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+ General Joke
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the
light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she
would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in
the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the
lights. She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a
battery-operated leisure device... a v1brator! Soft, wonderful and larger
than a real one.

She went completely ballistic.

"You impotent b3stard," she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me
all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain
the toy . . you explain the kids."

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