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Nice and relaxed weekend for me, in which I survived the office Christmas
party on Friday night (no embarassing indescretions, winner!), dinner
party (!) with the missus on Saturday night, then Sunday spent buying my
pressies online in less than an hour and for under $200. I even ironed all
my work shirts for the week ahead so you can see how busy I've been. Ready
for the Christmas break, no doubt!

Tom Evans
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From Andrew Rogers Lawyers ("the wishor") to you ("the wishee") Please
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environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low
stress, nonaddictive, gender neutral, celebration of the summer solstice
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