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Spend the best part of yesterday trying to do some DIY. And I mean TRYING.
See, my toilet makes a funny noise when I flush, followed by a rattling of
the pipes which isn't great and can't be healthy. So, upon Googling my
issue, it seems the toilet drop valve needs replacing, and so I hastened
to the hardware store to purchase a replacement. After buying the wrong
one, and trekking back to change it, I settled into my DIY.
After draining the cistern, and stopping the water, it occured to me that
I couldn't actually remove the old valve unit. I began to panic and cross-
threaded the water hose back on, so it began spraying all over the show.
Now worried I'd be p*ssing in a bucket for the next week before handing
wads of cash to a plumber, I eventually abandoned the plan and refitted
the old contraption, which now appears to hum slightly less. Reckon I'll
just wait until the old man visits - always the best plan..
Tom Evans
Editor - Joke Email
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This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas,
but there are more catholic churches than casinos.
Not surprisingly, some worshipers at Sunday services will give
casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.
Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have
devised a method to collect the offerings.
The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan
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