Fun4U: Who is the greatest?

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A judge, a bishop, and a conductor were having a discussion. All three
    were rather vain men, and their talk soon turned to the question of
    which of them was the greatest.
 
 "Well," said the judge, "my position is one of dignity and power. When
    I walk into the courtroom, the bailiff says 'All rise!' and all the
    people stand to pay me honor."
 
 "That's very nice," said the bishop. "People stand in your honor; but
    when people have an audience with me they kneel, kiss my ring, and
    they address me as 'Your Holiness.'"
 
 The conductor snorted and said, "I think I got you both beat; when I step
    onto the podium, as guest conductor, the people look down, put their
    hands over their eyes, and say 'Oh, my God!'"
 
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