Fun4U: Twelve Computerized Days of Christmas

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On the first day of Christmas, my computer gave to me
 A glitch on the video screen.
 
 On the second day of Christmas, my computer gave to me
 Two keyboard bounces, and a glitch on the video screen.
 
 On the third day of Christmas, my computer gave to me
 Three loose plugs,
 Two keyboard bounces,
 And a glitch on the video screen.
 
 On the FORTH day of Christmas, my computer gave to me
 Four garbled SAVE's,
 Three loose plugs,
 Two keyboard bounces,
 And a glitch on the video screen.
 
 On the fifth day of Christmas, my computer gave to me
 Five blank cassettes,
 Four garbled SAVE's,
 Three loose plugs,
 Two keyboard bounces,
 And a glitch on the video screen.
 
 On the sixth day of Christmas, my computer gave to me
 Six I/O spasms,
 Five blank cassettes,
 Four garbled SAVE's,
 Three loose plugs,
 Two keyboard bounces,
 And a glitch on the video screen.
 
 On the seventh day of Christmas, my computer gave to me
 Seven system resets,
 Six I/O spasms,
 Five blank cassettes,
 Four garbled SAVE's,
 Three loose plugs,
 Two keyboard bounces,
 And a glitch on the video screen.
 
 On the eighth day of Christmas, my computer gave to me
 Eight worthless printouts,
 Seven system resets,
 Six I/O spasms,
 Five blank cassettes,
 Four garbled SAVE's
 Three loose plugs,
 Two key bounces,
 And a glitch on the video screen.
 
 On the ninth day of Christmas, my computer gave to me
 nine burnt-out fuses
 Eight worthless printouts,
 Seven system resets,
 Six I/O spasms,
 Five blank cassettes,
 Four garbled SAVE'S
 Three loose plugs,
 Two key bounces,
 And a glitch on the video screen.
 
 On the tenth day of Christmas, my computer gave to me
 Ten disk-drive lockouts,
 nine burnt-out fuses
 Eight worthless printouts,
 Seven system resets,
 Six I/O spasms,
 Five blank cassettes,
 Four garbled SAVE'S
 Three loose plugs,
 Two key bounces,
 And a glitch on the video screen.
 
 On the eleventh day of Christmas, my computer gave to me
 Eleven damaged diskettes,
 Ten disk-drive lockouts,
 nine burnt-out fuses
 Eight worthless printouts,
 Seven system resets,
 Six I/O spasms,
 Five blank cassettes,
 Four garbled SAVE'S
 Three loose plugs,
 Two key bounces,
 And a glitch on the video screen.
 
 On the twelfth day of Christmas, my computer gave to me
 Twelve blown-out circuits,
 Eleven damaged diskettes,
 Ten disk-drive lockouts,
 nine burnt-out fuses
 Eight worthless printouts,
 Seven system resets,
 Six I/O spasms,
 Five blank cassettes,
 Four garbled SAVE'S
 Three loose plugs,
 Two key bounces,
 And a glitch on the video screen.
 
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