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A pastor who was badly overworked went to the local medical center and
was able to have a clone made. The clone was like the pastor in every
respect - except that the clone used extraordinarily foul language. The
cloned pastor was exceptionally gifted in many other areas of pastoral
work, but finally the complaints about the dirty language were too
much.The pastor was not too sure how to get rid of the clone so that it
wouldn't look like murder. The best thing, he decided, was to make the
clone's death look like an accident. So the pastor lured the clone onto
a bridge in the middle of the night and pushed the clone off the bridge.

Unfortunately there was a police officer who happened by at that very
moment and arrested the pastor for making an obscene clone fall.

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