Saturday, 8 December 2007

JE - Something for the Weekend?

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The weekend beckons and that brings us ever closer to the boxing event of
the decade - the battle of two undefeated champs in Ricky Hatton and Floyd
Mayweather. I guess you realise which side of this divide I'm firmly on -
namely the little mancunian who has none of the flashy showmanship of
Mayweather, but every ounce the boxing nouse to win it over 12 rounds.
Trust me guys, this is not one to miss!

Heck, I'll be up at 4am UK time to catch it!

Tom Evans
Editor - Joke Email


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+ General Joke
The latest investment news indicates that we're in for a bumpy ride, now
that problems in the sub-prime lending market in America have now spread
uncertainty into the Japanese economy.

The trend over the last month adds weight to rumors that the Origami
Bank is likely to fold, the Sumo Bank could go belly up, while Bonsai
Bank has announced plans to cut some of its branches.


The Karaoke Bank is ripe for a takeover, with analysts predicting that
it will go for a song, while overnight reports reveal that trading in
Kamikaze Bank has been suspended after shares nose-dived.


Five hundred senior Karate Bank executives have got the chop and
analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank,
with shareholders likely to get a raw deal.


But in all this concern it's worth knowing that people who say they
don't care about money will usually be careless with the truth about
other things as well.


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