Thursday, 6 December 2007

JE - Fly American..

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Howdy folks. The adventures in my bathroom continue... once again tried to
fix the ball float valve in my decrepid toilet. Sadly, apparently it's
just too easy to provide parts that are readily interchangeable. The Trade
eh?! Who'd be in it!

Tom Evans
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