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Howdy one and all..
I had a very interesting weekend, considering the miserable Scottish
weather I endure through living in northern outpost. Ordinarily, you
see, Scotland is a wonderful little country, but then winter descends
(usually around Autumn time) and then it's curtains for 5 months.

Get the heating on and prepare to hibernate - it's the only way.

OR, carry on as normal (I try to) and attempt to party on a Saturday
night once you have braved the elements and arrived at nice bar soaked
through and on the verge of hypothermia. It's a terrific starter.

Then, the morning after the night before, get up nice and early and
head to play in the regional Dodgeball finals (I'm not making this up)
The mighty Flamingos (that's us) won our first two games, made the
semi-finals, then crumbled under the pressure of playing 'pro' teams
and were humiliated into 4th place.

My whole body aches this morning. Dodgeball isn't for me.

Tom Evans
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