Fun4U: So you want to marry a millionaire?

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A very rich man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry
her right away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each
other." He said,"That's all right, we'll learn about each other as
we go along." So she consented, and they were married, and went on
a honeymoon to a very nice resort. So one morning they were lying by
the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10-meter
board and did a two and a half tuck gainer, this followed by a three
rotations in jackknife position, where he straightened out and cut the
water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and
lay down on the towel.

"That was incredible!" she said.

"I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn
more about ourselves as we went along." So she got up, jumped in the
pool, and started doing laps. After about thirty laps she climbed back
out and lay down on her towel hardly out of breath.

"That was incredible!" he said. "Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"

"No," she said, "I was a hooker in Venice and I worked both sides of
the canal."

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