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Antiques enthusiast Mary spent all her free time haunting second-hand
shops, flea markets, and other likely spots where she might encounter
the odd find: a valuable antique of some sort, whose seller was
unaware of its value and was offering it for a low price.
On most of her expeditions she came up empty, but she enjoyed the
thrill of the hunt and felt amply rewarded when she did manage to
purchase a valuable old something-or-other from its unwitting seller.
On one such expedition, buried in the back of a thrift shop, Mary
encountered a small, old-fashioned paraffin lighting device. Her heart
leapt at the sight of it; she was sure it was worth considerably more
than the quid on the price tag.
Unfortunately, though, her newest find was infested with small albino
insects that had jumped from the shop's resident cat. She bought it all the
same, though.
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