Saturday, 25 October 2008

Fun4U: Which girlfriend should I marry?

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I had three girlfriends, but wasn't sure which one to marry. So I decided
to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it.

The first one went out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets
new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and comes
back to my place and says, "I spent the money so I could look pretty
for you because I love you so much." I was very touched and aroused,
and we had lots of great sex.

The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a
television, and a stereo and brings them back to me as gifts. This
sweet girl looked into my eyes and said, "I bought these gifts for you
with the money because I love you so much." I watched my new television
with great enjoyment!

The third one takes the $5000 and invested it in the stock market, doubled
her investment, returns the original $5000 to me and reinvests the
rest. She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future
because I love you so much." She has enough to buy me a new boat.

I thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money and
decided to marry the one with the biggest tits.

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