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Well folks. It's been a busy week for me, but times are a changing.
This afternoon I've been informed my usual supplier of advertising
has deserted me, leaving me potentially penniless and losing money
through sending the good old Joke Email!
But fear not! I shall soldier on.
You may notice a few more Google ads appearing, since its apparent
to me that Google is taking over the world and it's never a bad
idea to be the right side of that debate.
So, no more annoying popunders, pop ups, inter-stitials (thats the
'industry' term for the ads that used to appear between pages. So,
much as I'd love to continue to flog the golden horse, this no
longer seems viable, so enjoy the jokes / humor / fun sans advert
overload!
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+ General Joke
A wealthy hospital patron was being shown around the urology ward.
During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was pleasuring himself
furiously.
Oh my GOD!' screamed the woman. 'That's disgraceful! Why is he doing
that?' The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained,
'I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a
serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with s3men, and if he
doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and
his testicles could easily rupture.'
'Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay,' said the woman.
As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient laying in
bed while a nurse performed *ahem* an act on him.
Again, the woman screamed,
'Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?'
Again the doctor spoke very calmly,
'Same illness, private insurance.'
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