Fun4U: A Man With No Ears

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A man was in a bad accident and was injured. But the only permanent
damage he suffered was the loss of both ears, which made him very
self-conscious. However, he received a large sum of money from his
insurance company.

It was always his dream to own his own business, so he went out and
purchased a small, but expanding computer firm. But he realized that he
had no business knowledge at all, so he decided that he would have to
hire someone to run the business. He picked out three top candidates,
and interviewed each of them. The last question of the interview was
always the same.

"Do you notice anything unusual about me?" he asked the first candidate.

"Yes. You have no ears."

He quickly eliminated the first candidate.

"Do you notice anything unusual about me?" he asked the second candidate.

"Yes. You have no ears."

He quickly eliminated the second candidate.

"Do you notice anything unusual about me?" he asked the third candidate.

"Yes. You're wearing contacts."

Thinking he had found the man for the job he said, "That's correct. How
did you know?"

"You can't wear glasses if you don't have any freakin' ears."

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