JE - Blending In

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I was playing golf with my wife. It was one of those days when I just
couldn't hit a bad shot, everything went straight down the fairway or
landed on the green. Unfortunately my wife was having just the
opposite sort of day. Everything she hit found the rough or a bunker.

We got to the eighteenth and my tee shot flew like an arrow straight
down the middle. Her drive was the most awful slice and went out of
bounds into the nearby pasture among the cattle.

We both went to look for her ball and just as we were about to give up
I spotted a glint of white coming from a cow's behind, just under its
tail. I lifted the tail just to make sure, then called to my wife,
"Here, honey, this looks like yours." That's the last thing I remember.

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