JE - Obama wants to Eat

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+ General Joke
Joe was talking to his mate in the pub one evening, and he said, "I don't
know what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and besides,
she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped."

His mate said, "I have an idea - why don't you make up a certificate saying
she can have 60 minutes of great s*x, any way she wants it - she'll probably
be thrilled."

So that's just what Joe did.

The next day in the pub his mate said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?"

"Yes, I did," said Joe.

"Did she like it?" He asked.

"Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out
the door, yelling "I'll be back in an hour!!"

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