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Have to admit, the weekend wasn't particularly rosy in the Evans household.

My cunning $5 bet on the Saturday soccer was on the verge of hitting the
jackpot at 350-1, before literally a last-second equaliser scuppered my
chances! Ah well, back to drawing board, and thus the office for another
week of the 9-5.

And how was your weekend?!

Tom Evans
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A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?'

The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and
then all mankind was made.'

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.

The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the
human race evolved.'

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it
possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad
said they developed from monkeys?'

The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it's very simple: I told you about
my side of the family, and your father told you about his.'

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