Fun4U: My Rules

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Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding,
laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want - and I
don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the
table unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing,
and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give
me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there'll
be sex here at seven o'clock every night - whether you're here or not."

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