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Not much to update from my quiet weekend. I'm on an extremely frugal budget
(I'm openly being called 'tight' by my better friends, and my girl), but for a
good reason. I'm away to Nepal and India in just 21 days, and funds are lacking.
The flights are paid for, but very little else. Unless I beg/steal/borrow some
cold, hard, cash over the next 3 weeks, it could be very interesting few weeks
away. It could be one of those 'culture' holidays, where I choose to live
among the people.
Jabs up to date though, which is always a bonus.
Like to see TB or Hep A catch me out now I'm boosted up to the eyeballs with
super vaccines!
Rock on, and let the saving continue! Tight is good!
Tom Evans
Editor - Joke Email
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A man, returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxi
at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he
asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife
was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act. For $100,
the cabby agreed.
Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the
bedroom. The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back
and there was his wife in bed with another man.
The husband put a gun to the naked man's head. The wife shouted,
"Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I lied when I told you I
inherited money. He paid for the Corvette I bought for you. He paid
for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for your season Green Bay Packer
Tickets. He paid for our house at the lake. He paid for our country club
membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!"
Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly lowered the gun.
He looked over at the cab driver and said, "What would you do?" The
cabby said, "I'd cover his a55 up with that blanket before he catches
a cold."
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