Saturday, 26 April 2008

JE - Kids Love the Zoo

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No joke, gonna spend most of this weekend taking it VERY easy.
Suggest you do likewise, let's kickstart the economy with comfort food and sports!

Tom Evans
Editor - Joke Email


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Those Who Persist Win
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Now here's a job!

From http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080424/od_nm/pub_dc

Mike Hammond was bombarded with offers after advertising in his village post
office for someone to accompany his 88-year-old father Jack on visits to a
southern England pub from a nursing home.

He offered the lucky winner 7 pounds an hour plus expenses and, after
sifting through the applicants, decided on a Mr. Greg Evans from Possum
Junction U.S.A..

Mr. Evans declined the job offer after learning that the wage wasn't 7
pounds of beer per hour but rather some "funny money."

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