JE - Would you let her rule your country?

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Top 10 Bushisms of 2007
The Dumbest Things President Bush Said in 2007

10. "And there is distrust in Washington. I am surprised, frankly, at the
amount of distrust that exists in this town. And I'm sorry it's the case,
and I'll work hard to try to elevate it." --interview on National Public
Radio, Jan. 29, 2007

9. "I fully understand those who say you can't win this thing militarily.
That's exactly what the United States military says, that you can't win
this military." --on the need for political progress in Iraq, Washington,
D.C., Oct. 17, 2007

8. "One of my concerns is that the health care not be as good as it can
possibly be." --on military benefits, Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007

7. "Mr. Prime Minister, thank you for your introduction. Thank you for
being such a fine host for the OPEC summit." --addressing Australian Prime
Minister John Howard at the APEC Summit. Later, in the same speech: "As
John Howard accurately noted when he went to thank the Austrian troops
there last year..." --referring to Australian troops as "Austrian troops,"
Sept. 7, 2007

6. "My relationship with this good man is where I've been focused, and
that's where my concentration is. And I don't regret any other aspect of
it. And so I -- we filled a lot of space together." --on British Prime
Minister Tony Blair, Washington, D.C., May 17, 2007

5. "You helped our nation celebrate its bicentennial in 17 -- 1976." --to
Queen Elizabeth, Washington, D.C., May 7, 2007

4. "The question is, who ought to make that decision? The Congress or the
commanders? And as you know, my position is clear -- I'm a Commander Guy."
--deciding he is no longer just "The Decider," Washington, D.C., May 2,
2007

3. "Information is moving -- you know, nightly news is one way, of course,
but it's also moving through the blogosphere and through the Internets."
--Washington, D.C., May 2, 2007

2. "There are some similarities, of course (between Iraq and Vietnam).
Death is terrible." --Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007

1. "As yesterday's positive report card shows, childrens do learn when
standards are high and results are measured." --on the No Child Left
Behind

Act, Washington, D.C., Sept. 26, 2007

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