Fun4U: Fishing Dictionary

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CATCH AND RELEASE - A conservation motion that happens most often right
before the local Fish and Game officer pulls over a boat that has
caught over it's limit.

HOOK - (1) A curved piece of metal used to catch fish.
(2) A clever advertisement to entice a fisherman to spend his live savings
on a new rod and reel.
(3) The punch administered by said fisherman's wife after he spends their
life savings.

LINE - Something you give your co-workers when they ask on Monday how
your fishing went the past weekend.

LURE - An object that is semi-enticing to fish, but will drive an angler
into such a frenzy that he will charge his credit card to the limit
before exiting the tackle shop.

REEL - A weighted object that causes a rod to sink quickly when dropped
overboard.

ROD - An attractively painted length of fiberglass that keeps an angler
from ever getting too close to a fish.

SCHOOL - A grouping in which fish are taught to avoid your $29.99 lures
and hold out for spam instead.

TACKLE - What your last catch did to you as you reeled him in, but just
before he wrestled free and jumped back overboard.

TACKLE BOX - A box shaped alarmingly like your comprehensive First Aid
kit. Only a tackle box contains many sharp objects, so that when you
reach in the wrong box blindly to get a Band-Aid, you soon find that
you need more than one.

TEST- (1) The amount of strength a fishing line affords an angler when
fighting fish in a specific weight range.
(2) A measure of your creativity in blaming "that darn line" for once
again losing the fish.

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