Thursday, 10 January 2008

JE - Hillary Reviews NH Results..

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Presidential candidates, Hillary Clinton , Barack Obama and John Edwards
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"You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and
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Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills
out of the window and make ten people very happy."

John added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out
of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his copilot,
"Such big-shots back there. I could throw all of them out of the window
and make 156 million people very happy."


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