Fun4U: Little Johnny 126

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One of the matrons of the church was cooking a pot of her famous beans for
    the church potluck, and her son, Little Johnny, came running through
    the house, BB gun in one hand, and a handful of BBs in the other. He,
    of course, tripped and the BBs, naturally, went right into the pot of
    beans. Thinking it over, Little Johnny could think of no reason why
    he should risk punishment, so he said nothing. The dinner went well,
    and, as usual, the beans were one of the favorite dishes.
 
 The next day, the church secretary, Mary, called Little Johnny's mother
    and said, "Jane, your beans were delicious as usual, but what did
    you put in them this time?" Jane replied, "Nothing new, why do you
    ask?".... "Well," said Mary, "this morning I bent over to feed the
    cat and shot the canary."
 
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