Thursday, 20 September 2007

JE - Just What Your Ex Needs..

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Hmm.. bit of a logistical issue confronts me today. My frugal nature
forces me to NEVER pay the full amount for anything, inparticular package
holidays to the Caribbean. The obvious reason is that I'm invariably a lot
more flexible about where I'll go and when than a holiday company. Thus,
it's a buyer's market, and therefore MY market.

Or so I thought.

Constrained to flying on Friday, I've been eagerly watching the prices
fall, day after day. Only they've been rising, and the holidays vanishing.
I've just been told the flight has sold out. This is NOT good news,
repeat.. this is NOT good news!

Spain again then..

Tom Evans
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I was listening to a story about Allen Greenspan on NPR this morning.
Apparently he courted his wife with an essay on the Sherman Antitrust Act.

Gee, I wonder why I never thought of that approach?


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