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One to award the no bid contract to Halliburton.
One to subcontract the job to KBR.
One to outsource it to a "shell" company.
One to give a speech stating that we are making progress with the
lightbulb changing, please be patient.
One to purchase the 190,001 lightbulbs from China.
A billion Chinese to make light bulbs.
One to accidentally lose track of 190,000 lightbulbs.
One to make another speech stating that we are making progress with
the lightbulb changing, please be patient.
4 Blackwater mercinaries to guard the shipment of the lightbulb.
One to screw in the lightbulb. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

How many Republicans does it take to rebuild the bombed electric power
plant to actually light the bulb?

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