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Yo yo yo folks!
Just two weeks and a couple of days until I hit the Dominican Republic for
a week of sun-kissed relaxation. And not a moment too soon.. however, the
prevalance of hurricanes in the so-called 'hurricane' season isn't filling
me full of glee.

Ah well, natural disaster or not, it sure beats working.

Tom Evans
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The Ottawa Citizen (Sept.1, 2007) has a front page headline that reads,
"City pays Michael Bolton not to sing".

I was disappointed to find out that there were no tickets available
through Amex's "front of the line" feature. And by the time I called
Ticketmaster, they had no tickets left either. If only I had known sooner.

I'm hoping that, since this has proven so popular, maybe they'll pay
Celine Dion not to sing, too.

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