JE - Dyslexia Strikes

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Well, it appears on the laziest day of the working week (that's what
Friday is afterall), the big american credit crunch finally hits the UK
financial sector, and thus yours truly. Cheers guys.

32% stockmarket crash of out local little mortgage bank, let's just say
I'm glad my money is safely tucked up under my bed. (Well, maybe not, I
have no money!)

For all of us still with our mortgage in place, enjoy the weekend!

Tom Evans
Editor - Joke Email

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Apparently true. In which case I'm never eating there!

(AP Wire story) Stomping on garlic with your shoes on is apparently
not the correct way to prepare takeout food. The Rockland County
health department hit the Great China Buffet restaurant with two
violations after a patron took pictures of an employee who was wearing
boots while stomping on a huge bowl of garlic in the alley outside.
... "I go back there, and the guy's stepping on garlic," said [the
FORMER patron] "There he was just jumping up and down on it, smashing
it up, having a good time."

The health department does not consider a person's shoe or boot a
proper instrument to use in food preparation, senior public health
sanitarian John Stoughton said Tuesday.

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