Fun4U: Gaan & Smee

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A Queensland (Australia) Radio Station, QFM, was running a competition to
    find contestants who could come up with words that were not found in
    any English Dictionary yet could still use these words in a sentence
    that would make logical sense; the prize being a return trip for two
    to Bali for a week.
 
 The DJ, Sam, had many callers, the following two standing out:
 
 DJ: QFM, what's your name?
 
 Caller: Hi me name's Dave.
 
 DJ: Dave , what is your word?
 
 Caller: "Gaan" spelt G, A, A, N.
 
 DJ: We are just checking that (pause)... and you are correct Dave, Gaan
    is certainly a word not found in the English Dictionary. Now the next
    question, for a trip for two to Bali, is: What sentence can you use
    that in that would make logical sense?
 
 Caller: Gaan screw yourself! Ha Ha Ha
 
 At this point the DJ cuts the caller short and announces that there is
    no place for that sort of language on a family show.
 
 After many more unsuccessful calls the DJ takes the following caller:
 
 DJ: QFM, what's your name?
 
 Caller: Hi me name's Jeff.
 
 DJ: Jeff , what is your word?
 
 Caller: "Smee" spelt S, M, E, E.
 
 DJ: We are just checking that (pause)... and you are correct Jeff, Smee
    is certainly a word not found in the English Dictionary. Now the next
    question, for a trip for two to Bali, is: What sentence can you use
    that in that would make logical sense?
 
 Caller: Smee again! Gaan screw yourself Ha Ha Ha!
 
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