Fun4U: Retirement Day

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After 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the
    same neighborhood, the mailman was going to retire. When he arrived at
    the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family who
    roundly and soundly congratulated him and sent him on his way with a
    tidy gift envelope.
 
 At the second house, they presented him with a box of fine cigars.
 
 The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing
    lures.
 
 At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful
    woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led
    him through the door and up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew
    his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced!
 
 When he had enough, they went downstairs where she fixed him a giant
    breakfast, eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and
    fresh-squeezed orange juice.
 
 When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As
    she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the
    cup's bottom edge.
 
 "All of this was just too wonderful for words." He said. "But what's the
    dollar for?"
 
 "Well," she said, "Last night, I told my husband that today would be your
    last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked
    him what to give you, and he said, Screw him. Give him a dollar." "The
    breakfast was my idea!"
 
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