Fun4U: Marriage in Heaven

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On their way to get married, a young couple are involved in a fatal car
    accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates
    waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.
 
 While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married
    in Heaven? When St. Peter shows up, they asked him. St. Peter says,
    "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find
    out," and he leaves.
 
 The couple sat and waited for an answer. . . . for a couple of months. While
    they waited, they discussed that IF they were allowed to get married in
    Heaven, SHOULD they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all.
 
 "What if it doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we stuck together FOREVER?"
 
 After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat
    bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, "you CAN get married in
    Heaven."
 
 "Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things
    don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"
 
 St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard to the ground.
 
 "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.
 
 "OH, COME ON!!" St. Peter shouts, "It took me three months to find a priest
    up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?"
 
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