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Hey ho folks.
Just a short note from me tonight. The credit crunch is truly biting
in chez Evans: mortgage payments up, gas prices up, Tommy's mood DOWN!

Tom Evans
Editor - Joke Email

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+ General Joke
A man goes to the doctors feeling a little ill.
The doctor checks him over and says, "Sorry, I have some bad news, you
have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus.

It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow and you usually
only have 24 hours to live.

There's no known cure so just go home and enjoy your final precious
moments on earth."

So he trudges home to his wife and breaks the news.

Distraught, she asks him to go to the bingo with her that evening as
he's never been there with her before.

They arrive at the bingo and with his first card he gets four corners
and wins £35.

Then, with the same card, he gets a line and wins £320 Then he gets the
full house and wins £1000.

Then the National Grid comes up and he wins that too getting £380,000

The bingo caller gets him up on stage and says, "Son, I've been here 20
years and I've never seen anyone win four corners, a line, the full
house and the national grid on the same card. You must be the luckiest
man on Earth!"

"Lucky?" he screamed. "Lucky? I'll have you know I've got Yellow 24."

"B*gger me," says the bingo caller. "You've won the raffle as well !!

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