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+ The Starter
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Just noticed the previous issues have been stating the year as
2007 - heaven forbid! We're alive and kicking in 2008!
Obviously a small technical issue which I've managed to sort.

Tom Evans
Editor - Joke Email

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If She Votes, I Vote!
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+ General Joke
Heard from a friend who heard it from a friend who works in a
reanimation center --

Two men are fishing at a lake that is also used by windsurfers.
Of course the surfers disturb the fish, and this annoys the
fishermen.

After some time, when another surfer passes them, one of the
fishermen picks up a stone and throws it at the surfer. He hits
the surfer's head, and the surfer falls from the board and sinks
immediately.

When he doesn't appear again, the two decide to rescue him. So
they row to the place where the surfer drowned and one of them
strips and jumps into the water. When he comes up again, he
brings a lifeless body with him, and they heave it into the
boat. Since the body doesn't show any signs of life, one of the
fishermen start to give him the 'kiss of life'.

After the first puff of air he gasps, "Man, this guy's really got
bad breath!"

The other one takes a closer look and asks very quietly,
"Are you sure the one you hit wore skates?"

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